Weirdly, 'caught' was among the most popular terms in Florida, which, good old Florida, boasted some of the most bizarre of the bizarre searches this year, including 'shit shit on a dick vampire burglar and caught.' That actually sounds like a plausible afternoon in Florida, if you know where to hang out. The only state home to an equally weird smorgasbord of porn habits was Texas, where pants-less sessions included searches for 'hot dog mom and son alien piss and joystick.' I'd be tempted to make a cheap joke at the expense of red states, but California and New Jersey's taste for 'milking' and Connecticut and New York's lust for 'Pokemon' are just as bizarre.īut, despite all the disparity, there are still two things that bring us together: our allegiance to Internet porn, and the singular hope no one ever sees our browser history.
